I had the greatest idea for a story. I totally did. It was the greatest thing ever.
They say there are at most, like, seven kinds of stories. Or three. Or forty-two. I don’t know. I’m not an expert. But this story, I’m telling you, was something completely different.
It took the entire genre of writing to a whole new level.
I counted and it works on at least fifteen different levels. Fifteen! English professors are going to be writing papers and books about this story a thousand years from now. Or they would…
…if I could remember what it was.
